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THE WORLD'S FIRST HEAD TO HEAD JOINT ROLLING COMPETITION
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JOINT WARS brings the world's best joint rollers together for head to head, timed, athletic events. These games are designed to test their skill, accuracy and quickness. We play three rounds, each of which is described below. If you want to roll off against our champion or have a call out of your own, please contact us below.
ROUND 01 - ROLL THAT JOINT!
We toss a coin to see who names the their time first. Hopefully, you've practiced and you know how fast you can roll the perfect joint (see below for guidelines). If you say 2 minutes, your competitor counters. They might say "1 minute" and so on until the competitor feels like there's no way it can be done in that time. The athlete that named the lowest time has to now roll a "perfect joint" in that time. If they can, they win, if not, the other competitor must roll in the lowest time that they claimed and so on until we have a winner. The current record is 48 seconds
ROUND 02 - QUANTITY & QUALITY
You have 4 minutes to roll as many "Perfect Joints" as you can. Each joint submitted must be within the guidelines provided. If there is a tie, we have a roll off at 3 minutes. If there's another tie we roll off for 2 minutes until a winner is declared.
Round 03 - The Hat TrickRdound
You have 4 minutes to roll "The Dog Walker" "The Perfect Joint" and "The Double Paper". See guidelines above. You can roll as many of them as you like in that time but you can only submit one joint for each size. All of them must be within the JW guidelines to be counted and judged. You can use any double paper trick you want. The L, the lengthwise, the pony, all of em. If both rollers complete the task, it's up to the judges to decide who rolled the best based on the firmness, seams, and if it comes down to it (and we hope it does)...smokeability.
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More games are being designed and we're not forgetting about you blunt rollers. If you want to roll against our champ or have a call out, contact us below and we'll schedule you into our next round of competition.
Upcoming Events
Our next competition is SUNDAY, November 10th at the Rose Room from 11am - 3pm. Free admission.
Coming Soon
November
We have some exciting comedians and cannabis rollers signed up for the next event. We're working to bring that event back to the Rose Room in Venice, CA.
Coming Soon
World Championship 2025
The competition begins to take shape during in-person events in multiple cities, and with our online community battles on Youtube. All of this will culminate in our yearly, invitational, arena-filled event, to crown our champions. We hope to bring Joint Wars to a different host city each year.